BIOS
Justin De Witt, bass, vocals. Justin once out-did the late Johnny Cash in a taco-eating contest, or at least he dreamed about it. He cut his musical teeth writing punk rock songs in Seattle in the tremendously unknown band "Great Spank". He cut his real teeth on tasty pies. His musical influences include The Police, The Cure, Big Black, and Moby.
Dennis Hof, guitar, vocals. Dennis, our self-proclaimed charismatic front man, once signed guitar picks for a group of star-struck teenage girls who mistook him for Anthony Edwards of the famed television series ER and the movie Top Gun. His musical influences include, well, mostly just himself. He proclaims to have influenced blues greats Albert King, Buddy Guy, and John Lee Hooker.
Hunt Wellborn, lead guitar, vocals. Hunt was born on a mayonnaise farm. He left the family business after falling in love with Wanda, who took his money and stamped his hand at the Snake Farm. Hunt's musical influenes include Roky Erickson, Dick Dale, Keith Richards, Colonel Sanders and Destro, because he has a metal head. His high school classmates voted him "Most Likely to be Elected Dogcatcher."
David Wylie, drums & percussion. David grew up idolizing local guitar heros Stevie Ray Vaughn, Ian Moore and Chris Duarte. He rarely speaks to the band. When he does, it's usually to say something like, "If you guys would spend as much time practicing as you do watching those stupid Tenacious D videos, we might have a gig by now!"
